And..
The rest of it wasn't so bad somehow apart from R.b..e Wi11i..s. I always want to punch people who hold out their microphon3s and make the audience sing instead of them and he did it for his entire set .. hardly sang a word himself. 'I am so incredibly famous and popular that they know all my songs backwards'. Well, all right, they did. But he is still a t0ss3r.

He is my son's most loathed person in the world though I don't mind him that much. We were once in our local vid3o shop in London and a very boring girl was talking on her mobile describing all the films for ages. When we left there was a man outside also on his mobile, quite difficult as he was dressed in motorbike leathers, with closed helmet on. 'OMG!', said my son, 'It's R.W.'. 'How can you possibly tell?' 'It's the way he stands or something. I would know that c.nt anywhere'. And then it was obvious that although he was heavily 'disguised' he also obviously couldn't bear to be anonymous and stood right in the middle of the pavement and spoke really loudly so that people stared. T0ss3r.

There was a charming moment when the entire crowd of thousands sang the whole of 'Sh0w Me the W@y to Am@r1ll0' unaccompanied. Quite touching, for some reason. And then sad, dull old P. McC... to finish. Why is he so boring now? And where was R..go, little sweetheart?

If this is a huge success, is all major world policy going to be directed by B0n0 in future? I may have to train as an ass@ss1n.
- posted by Iris @ 7/02/2005 11:02:00 PM comment